What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:56

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Gold-eating fungus could help find metals on Earth and asteroids - Earth.com

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Thumbs down again.

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Unacceptable again!

Threads is testing spoiler text, Zuckerberg says - TechCrunch

Next, they tried...

They put up a sign reading

So, the docs changed it to read

Nancy Wilson’s stolen custom-built Telecaster guitar was recovered by police in New Jersey - AP News

Still no good.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Farewell to the Penny — A Tiny Coin’s Outsized Legacy - PYMNTS.com

Nuts and Butts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

A guide to sky-watching from summer to autumn - The Washington Post

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

When an Air India flight crashed into a medical campus, surviving doctors rushed to save lives - Politico

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

So they tried

How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE

Just Forget it!

Then came..

Still no good

Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Review - RPGFan

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

Are female judges more lenient than male ones?

share office space ...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

I'm very sick. 72 years old. I thinking I'm losing my mind. My dead friend told me it's going to be okay. I could feel him. There is more…I don't know what but more.