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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 01:56

Freaks and Cheeks
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Gold-eating fungus could help find metals on Earth and asteroids - Earth.com
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Thumbs down again.
What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Unacceptable again!
Threads is testing spoiler text, Zuckerberg says - TechCrunch
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
So, the docs changed it to read
Nancy Wilson’s stolen custom-built Telecaster guitar was recovered by police in New Jersey - AP News
Still no good.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Farewell to the Penny — A Tiny Coin’s Outsized Legacy - PYMNTS.com
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
A guide to sky-watching from summer to autumn - The Washington Post
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Minds and Behinds
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
So they tried
How one of San Francisco's most successful new chains 'just kind of happened' - SFGATE
Just Forget it!
Then came..
Still no good
Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma Review - RPGFan
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Are female judges more lenient than male ones?
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Meet the "prince of dragons" that started the tyrannosaur dynasty - Earth.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance